The numbers arrive too late to act on.
owner · Monday
Decisions made on memory.
WHILE THE ANSWER SITS IN THE TILL
BUILT AND RUN BY ONE OPERATOR · LLANON · LONDON
Any internal tool your restaurant needs, built the way you want it. Tell me how it should work, down to the wording on a button, and I build it in weeks. When you want it different, you message me and it changes. One flat monthly fee, nothing up front, and if you’re not happy with what we build, you don’t pay.
FOR INDEPENDENT RESTAURANTS RUN BY THEIR OWNERS.
NO PITCH DECK. NO BOOKING LINK. YOU EMAIL, I REPLY.
01 / WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE
Good decisions need good numbers. Most restaurants are running on guesses, group chats and software that almost fits.
owner · Monday
Decisions made on memory.
WHILE THE ANSWER SITS IN THE TILL
till · export
Mistakes believed forever.
UNTIL SOMEONE COUNTS
ops · any Tuesday
A monthly fee for software that bends your restaurant to it.
WHAT OFF THE SHELF MEANS
02 / HOW IT WORKS
I’m one person, in west Wales and London. Tell me the tool you need and how it should behave, down to the wording on a button. I build it around your sections, your menus and your way of running a shift, then I host it, back it up, watch it, and change it when you ask.
03 / SPECIFIC IS THE POINT
Off-the-shelf software makes you adapt to it. This works the other way round. Every line below came out of one real restaurant, and every one is live.
None of this needed a ticket, a sales call or a meeting to get on the list.
04 / WHAT I BUILD
Most venues would start with one or two.
05 / DECISIONS BAKED IN
The shape of a service is the bets made early. Here are mine, and what the market does instead.
01 / WHO BUILDS IT
Industry default: Developers who have never worked a Friday night.
Twelve years in restaurants before I wrote any software, so the tools start from how a shift actually runs.
02 / CHANGES
Industry default: A ticket queue and a roadmap.
No sales layer between you and the person who built it.
03 / AFTER LAUNCH
Industry default: A build invoice, a handover, then a support contract.
One flat monthly fee covers hosting, backups, monitoring and every change, and nothing is paid up front.
04 / CAPACITY
Industry default: A sales team and a waitlist.
Every client is a standing promise to answer, and I take on new venues no faster than I can keep it.
06 / REAL NUMBERS
YEARS
12
In London restaurants before writing a line of this.
FOOD RUNNER TO RESTAURANT MANAGER
LIVE
6
Tools running in a real restaurant tonight.
END OF DAY · CHECKLISTS · NUMBERS · MENU · ROTAS · EVENTS
BUILD
10days
From first commit to the whole management team using it.
LAST BUILD, FROM THE COMMIT LOG
TURNAROUND
Same day
Most changes, once a tool is live.
FROM THE BUILD LOG
PRICING
Design, build, hosting, backups, support and every change, in one fee. If you’re not happy with what we build, you don’t pay. A figure once we’ve scoped the work.
07 / CASE STUDY
Cafe Linea is an independent restaurant in Chelsea. Its owner had built himself a rough prototype of the end of day report before he asked me to make it real, which meant he was handing me something that already worked well enough to know what was worth keeping. Ten days later the whole management team was filing the night from their phones, with the till and the weather filling in what they could first, and every night since has a report in the app.
I’d rather show you one restaurant where six tools work than six where one does.
FEEDS IN
THE APP
WHAT THE OWNER READS
HOW IT WAS BUILT
Feedback came on WhatsApp from the owner and the closing managers, screenshots first, daily in the first week, most rounds live the same day and the rest by the next morning.
MEASURED, NOT ASSUMED
The daypart rule was fitted to the venue’s own history, and every check reports and leaves the figure alone: a wrong number you can see beats a right number you can’t check.
SAFETY BEFORE SCALE
A test copy, an automatic check before anything goes live, a backup before any change to the database’s shape, a written way back.
325 COMMITS · 1,387 TESTS, ALL GREEN · MOST FEEDBACK LIVE THE SAME DAY
ALSO IN PRODUCTION · SINCE THE SPRING
Joyner Events runs a restaurant’s private events remotely, on a system I built for it: every enquiry answered from one inbox, every quote from the venue’s signed-off rate card, deposits, dietaries and the kitchen’s function sheet for every event, from first email to final bill. Its calendar also feeds the restaurant app’s front page.
joyner.events →ABOUT
I’m Edward Joyner. Twelve years in London restaurants, food runner to restaurant manager, then Cafe Linea in Chelsea from pre-launch. Along the way I started building the software I couldn’t buy, and now I build it for other independent restaurants. I live in Llanon, in west Wales. When I’m not building apps for restaurants, I’m building them for my garden and my bees.
NEXT STEP
No commitment, and no payment unless you’re completely happy with what we create. No form, no booking link. It’s me who replies.
edward@joyner.events →